Graham

Jesus he loves you

check my shit out. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17280647 -39. God bless the British "If it ain't white, it ain't right" mentality.

I'd also like to point out that in the book I wrote, Jesus, under the influence of serious drug abuse, has a rant at how kids aren't as perpendicular as they used to be. And T-Towels should be more like triangles. A reference to Slam and Skully at one of Neil's many Global parties.

If anyones interested. It'll be in the Caribbean in April 2013 though no finer details confirmed yet. James Druce is going to be the minister.

fuck me i remember you.

IT contractor. Living each day by the seat of my pants. Engaged to Bonnie. Wedding April 2013. Have no intention of working in a decades time. Haven't touched any young boys for three years (my therapist said it's a breakthrough). I listen to all music. Except shit stuff.

I've mentioned this one before in a thread a few years back, easily the funniest MPFS moment for me. Rick and Neil come over to mine to do an MPFS website redesign. On the Saturday Ricky turns his pc on and the motherboard explodes. We pack into the back of Neils van and head to a local computer shop. We drive passed it so Neil does a U turn and mounts the pavement to avoid traffic. He's got about 100m to drive and there's a bloke having a stroll. Neil paps his horn and Ricky shouts "GET OUT THE PAVEMENT YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" Genius. No drink or drugs were involved in the making of this moment.

Chard sent me this back some time ago, love it, brutal but funny

We should email her. For kicks.

rape.

I remember when you used to talk to me.

Now this legendary porn site has dissapeared off the net, where can one DOWNLOAD hard ore pornography please?

Or perhaps some kisses?

your mum's so fat she had to buy big clothes yeah. Take that

I'll still pay for underpant infested mushrooms